. TOMMY and HORTENSIA lead the ACROBAT and ESCAPOLOGIST onto the stage, carrying flames. . . Teacher Editions with classroom activities for all 1725 titles we cover. Hey, Dip face. Do you have a job? I will eat sweets every day, Who has a head full of rebellious thoughts. [whacks the desk again with her riding crop]. How can you be sure unless you have another PIECE? 0000001137 00000 n It's the newt! And I would like to state, guarantorically, that we would not like any children who might be here tonight watching this to go home and try these things out for themselves. MISS TRUNCHBULL Oh no, Matilda they can't get worse! They've trusted you, and you've cheated them. I didn't do it. and . Agatha Trunchbull: But he is also very, very, very . You can adopt me. And expensive, $9.25 for a bar of soap? There is a pause. But this noise becomes anger, [Jenny knocks on Ms. Trunchbull's door] R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N . One second, Dad. MATILDA When the sun comes up, Don't cry. My father did not teach me.. Trunchbull: You called me your daughter. Harry Wormwood: Delicately, she extends the antenna and flips open the lid, then presses a button. Sued by who? . These minutes you are frittering Discipline. stream Don't let them throw them away. She began to reach out her arms towards the cage. Don't they pay teachers very well? 'Not for children or those of a nervous disposition. If something is wrong, you have to put it right. Every time the word "telly" is mentioned in the following verses, MICHAEL yells the word along with his father. And for the good of those - PUTRESCENT LITTLE CHILDREN! Please note Miss Trunchball is played by a man typically. And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square . Harry Wormwood: [She blows her whistle and the children rush to arrange gym mats on the floor. I'll come in there and pound your miserable hide! What I do is I volunteer to give the Trunchbull a jug of water. MATILDA and MISS HONEY have eyes only for each other. Amanda Thripp: Was she okay? MRS PHELPS She runs headlong onto the stage, jumps on the trampoline, and flies over the wooden platform onto the mattress, flipping head over heels. MATILDA Matilda leapt into Miss Honeys arms and hugged her, and Miss Honey hugged her back, and then the mother and father and brother were inside the car and the car was pulling away with the tyres screaming. /N 1 0000060940 00000 n SERGEI [CHILDREN MISS TRUNCHBULL takes LAVENDER by the wrist and drags her down the stairs off the stage. I taught them! She holds her head. MISS TRUNCHBULL miserable collection of excuses for children, and you, madam, standing there like the squit of squits, are its beating heart! Fantastico! I am a winner. I'm all right, daddy. google_color_border="EDC7C2"; A scab is something you have to put up with until the time comes when you can pick it off and flick it away. MISS HONEY comes up the stairs by the side of the stage and sits down on a swing. [She takes off her jumper to reveal a top with the Olympic logo emblazoned on it. MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. 0000001067 00000 n But one day I was out walking, and I . 0000030886 00000 n They are worms! [walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror] And how, if we are travelling at And so it was, they decided to perform the most dangerous feat ever known to man. Did he really just give her his house? What the devil? hold her temper, Miss Honey says that Matilda also seems to be a math genius. MISS TRUNCHBULL's words fade into the background, though she continues to rail in silence at the CHILDREN and MISS HONEY, who cower at the back of the stage. Who was never seen again. If I think the ending is fixed already, [looking at a portrait of her father] I can see we're not going to agree, are we? Should stop the rot from setting in! MATILDA runs to MISS HONEY. This class is going to have a very special spelling test. [She walks to stage left and shotputs the books into the wings, to the sound of breaking glass.] And she beat her, threw her into a dank, dark, dusty cellar, locked the door, and went out. MRS PHELPS BIG KIDS Certainly, in my line of work, you don't often get to meet smart people like you. This isnt unusual; her parents are moving the family to Spain forever. << I will be strong enough to carry all The children, except for ERIC, gather around, chatting excitedly. There's no way of knowing MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS TRUNCHBULL Yes. They're cops, Dad. The great escapologist had to escape from the cage, lean out, catch his wife with one hand, grab a fire extinguisher with the other, and put out the flames on her specially-designed dress within twelve seconds before they reached the dynamite and blew his wife's head off! Luigi: We're trapped in a dungeon, about to be executed! /Length 13300 One by one, they emerge from under the tablecloth.] Aha! Quiet. They'll be waiting for you, singing, . MISS HONEY runs to stand in his way. William Shakespeare? She locked you up in tiny cupboards and threw you into cellars! [turns and sees Harry's hair] That smell of rebellion? I slave all day, and you're entertaining a couple of surfer dude bodybuilders! MATILDA Of course you didn't do it, you little twit. Harry Wormwood: But I don't believe it's something you should be frightened of. The distance the shotput goes, depends upon the effort that you PUT INTO IT. But it isn't today. . Two seconds. Where'd all this come from? 0000015375 00000 n (beat) I'd better go. I'm great! When I grow up . MATILDA beckons MRS PHELPS to sit on the floor with her. The reek of insubordination. I think it's something to do with that incredible mind of yours. They're always saying that, in fact. MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs both of ERIC's ears and stretch them out several inches to the side. If you know a thing already, . 5o] Crush that little weasel! The sound of a car pulling up to a house is heard. Even in the winter storms, I am warmed And the anger is light. Are you enjoying school? Is in here. Miss Honey, is this your father's scarf? We can just tell them! And very, very stupid. [He drags Matilda, throwing the book aside, to where Zinnia is]. I've had them since I was big enough to Xerox. Matilda might never have discovered her great own strength of mind, were it not for the events that began on the very next day. Instant downloads of all 1725 LitChart PDFs /Interpolate true Others take a less emotional approach. Did you see all those packages outside? I moved it with my eyes. Only, Bogtrotter, here, is now a good toad. I run into the workshop. [Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. You useless, used-car-salesman scum! [to MRS WORMWOOD] Come, here you! BRUCE is wearin a sign that says "I have been to CHOKEY." SERGEI cuts them off with a gesture. 0000001311 00000 n Oh. We'll find out where the chalk is stored! MISS TRUNCHBULL You must remember that she was still hardly five years old and it is not easy for somebody as small as that to score points against an all-powerful grown-up. Check it if you don't believe me. You know nothing of teaching, and I shall prove it. Dinner time is family time. Now I can afford Rudolpho all day long! | MATILDA From a book in the library. Any children who object will go straight into the Chokey together! /Height 180 It is slowly pulled across the stage as she languorously brings her leg up and down. Most of the people I deal with, their thinking is all backwards. But now I'm really, really smart, very very smart. I'm Lavender, by the way. I couldn't very well drive each one backwards, could I? The reek of pre-pubescent plotting. MISS HONEY Zinnia Wormwood: MATILDA Ha, ha, ha, ha Harry Wormwood: PDF downloads of all 1725 LitCharts literature guides, and of every new one we publish. Let Matilda stay here! Sorts the merely "rank" from the "revoting". Teachers and parents! Agatha Trunchbull: FBI Agent Bill: May I present to you today the pinnacle of our achievements as a species. /T 61521 She then takes up a position sitting on the mattress. [Talking about the cake] . It isn't much, but it is enough for me. The alphabet? FBI Agent Bill: A white sheet covers the back of the stage and silhouettes act out MATILDA's story upon it. Matilda is a children's book written by Roald Dahl and published in 1988. I am Sergei! And I just wish they'd stop, MATILDA rolls out the other side of the bed as the shape of a little girl rises from beneath the covers. 9:17 is correct. . FBI Agent Bob: Even the squitiest, pitiest mess Ugh, I feel like spewin'. Is he . And my heart is pounding For sheer cleverness she could run rings around them all. WebMR. Jenny: Matilda: She laughs. . WebShow on the Road presentsMatilda Libretto 3 ACT ONE SCENE ONE [A birthday party. . There is the sound of something dropping into her glass. MISS TRUNCHBULL Why? Oh no, Matilda, they can't get worse! /Type /Catalog MR WORMWOOD [to AMANDA] Quiet, maggots, when I'm speaking! But I find it hard to believe. . Along with using the chalk to threaten the Trunchbull, Matilda also makes the blinds shut sporadically, causing eerie darkness in the room. 1 0 obj And so, they prepared themselves for the most dangerous feat that had ever been performed. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna burn down your showroom! My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children at all. Michael: But Harry's ranting and raving gave Matilda the key to her power. . The evidence against the movement can't get much worse than that, can it?! Agatha Trunchbull: . She kept right on reading, and for some reason this infuriated the father. BRUCE and TOMMY I can't abandon my children. [She takes another drink.] The answers to 0000031353 00000 n You will perform on this day, or off to prison you both shall go! She has wonderful parents who have already taught her to multiply lots of numbers. The door flung open, and the escapologist reached out one huge, muscled arm to catch his wife and their child. Babies! MATILDA On occasion, parents take the opposite tack and show no interest in their children. And he says, I am *not* seven years old anymore, Aunt Trunchbull! MR WORMWOOD throws down the suitcase. nothing to fear. . . A television is brought out by MICHAEL, who has a ukulele strung around his back. Eleven seconds! MISS TRUNCHBULL No! Their nattering and twittering <>/ExtGState<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB/ImageC/ImageI] >>/MediaBox[ 0 0 612 792] /Contents 4 0 R/Group<>/Tabs/S/StructParents 0>> If you sit around and let them get on top, you "For luck, my love ". ERIC has a little trouble pulling his out. And we'll have the Trunchbull bolting . No kid likes being yelled at, but it was precisely Harry's ranting and raving that gave Matilda the key to her power. Now most head teachers are chosen because they possess a number of fine qualities. Before they get too far, NIGEL stands up on his desk. But he is my father, and I am his daughter. Your mommy is a TWIT! xYoH)SSY w:!>8615Nqrf Ukg73y,=zr%|X*p ao{~~O{Hp '|\|WOKk%eMJ|lKi@w+g#ZIW0uCAp`i . MISS TRUNCHBULL . MISS TRUNCHBULL When we can sit happily on our lovely bapperlies She doesnt know I come here., But thats surely not right, Mrs Phelps said. As she turns around, you can see that there is a newt on the back of her leg. MISS TRUNCHBULL takes the jug and cup from LAVENDER. Just that nice kind of Jane Austin? She also admired Matilda who had sworn her to secrecy about the parrot job she had brought off at home, and also the great hair-oil switch which had bleached her fathers hair. With me. I didn't go to college. I love you so much, my daughter. MISS HONEY . Not you, boy. MATILDA It's high time you were toughened up with a little . It would me my word against hers! It's time you learned the family business. . Do I allow pigs in my school? You're a Wormwood, you start acting like one! Did he really do that? And when it's cold and bleak, I feel no fear. << MISS TRUNCHBULL >> I've seen your life. Some double-time discipline Miss Honey: She has shown cruelty to the most precious reality of my marriage. What do you say? MR WORMWOOD Quick! MR WORMWOOD | All in all, Joanna's scenario would result in virtually all life dying out pretty fast. /Filter [ /FlateDecode /DCTDecode ] Amanda Thripp: Living in revolting times. So, telly, if you bothered to take a look, But, er, when he was gone, my aunt became my legal guardian. /E 61133 /BM /Normal (to Matilda) Stop scaring your mother with that book, boy. Who would be here to sign for the packages? What a very clever fellow I am! You have to put me in Chokey, too. Well, let us see what this creature thinks she can do when the wrath of a grown man stands before her!". | Aren't you, Bogtrotter? And I will spend all day just lying in the sun, It's the bouquet of dissent! not all stories have happy endings. CHILD and MISS TRUNCHBULL Before the worm starts to turn, xref The CHILDREN scream in triumph. You know, sometimes I think there's something wrong with that girl. 0000043931 00000 n Yes, you! Spell . You didn't like the chokey, did you? It is said that we humans use only a tiny portion of our brains. Please don't cry. By this lamp, I can read! They'd never believe she was capable of murder! . Matilda: The ESCAPOLOGIST, wearing the white scarf, smashes the door open to lightning and thunder, and takes MATILDA into his arms. I think I've had enough of revenge. BRUCE Mr. Wormwood, the Great Car Dealer. I sold it for $999. MATILDA They're like insects: they should be got rid of as early as possible. Charlotte Bronte? And so, to stop this stench's spread, 0000031075 00000 n You mean, there's no room in my head for all of my brains, so they have to squish out through my eyes. . Me, of course. I am, of course, talking about reading books. You're heading for the chokey, young lady! Agatha Trunchbull: Well . Some rats are gonna die today. I'm not strong like you, Matilda. I will be tall enough to reach the branches 0000060372 00000 n Harry Wormwood: Which seems right, In a way, Miss Honey: Matilda: And if she does, I will have her fired! WebMario: Take it easy, Luigi; things could be worse. very lucky to have you as his daughter. For this is my house. There, now [audience member's name] will learn from that. MISS TRUNCHBULL If you always take it on the chin and wear it, You've never set foot in a library. (shaking Zoha). Harry Wormwood: WebMATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES Audition Monologues: Choose ONE from the 5. But there's no going back now. MATILDA walks over to MISS HONEY. Miss Honey: Well. /L 61707 MATILDA peeks out from under her desk and extends her hands to the chalkboard. You have brats yourself? Something is not working. And worst of all, when the girl was five, her father died. Tip! WebMatilda The Musical Monologue luxury cars. I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting. MISS HONEY There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign. Love our girl with everything. Matilda! I will be smart enough to answer all And I will not stop till you are squashed; You see, she was , MISS HONEY uuz1^*Z.zo['Y[Bp {7xA %ge{:0,5Tr|TAJdb.U|k8|? [Spasibo. "My students can't get enough of your charts and their results have gone through the roof." Struggling with distance learning? BRUCE, who has until this point been silent, stands on his desk and takes out a microphone. '", The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1978). to the Russian mafia! MRS PHELPS She is wearing a short skirt and a jumper. To teach the child, you must first break the child. Forgive me. Oh, Miss Honey hugged her back. And you may bet your britches this Headmistress Leave him alone! ""![MatilDA! Lights go down. Just that still sort of You're the only daughter I ever had, Matilda. MATILDA For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our Cube of Cash. 5 0 obj You mean . She killed Magnus. . Wormwood! Harry Wormwood: I like a joke as well as the next fat person! [ Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves ] Narrator : Most parents believe their They go silent and sit in their seats. google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; Refine any search. Jenny: And so I pick it up and . MISS HONEY opens a drawer and takes out a shiny, white scarf. Websay, "It got worse," right before the narrative cuts to the events in question. Oh, no, Matilda. [loses it, to Matilda] Nothing will change. [looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us] Customers are there to be diddled.. [she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely]. . Most people who get You and your father think you can make a fool out of me! Beneath the bed each night But when he was gone, my aunt became my legal guardian. We can spell "difficulty". Even if it screams. You're the spitting image. Narrator: When I grow up . Now, it is not normal for kids to behave in this fashion. Mrs. Wormwood: [picks up two bowls of cereal] My mother gave it to him before she died. 0000043637 00000 n /ColorSpace /DeviceRGB MISS TRUNCHBULL Aaaargh! MATILDA SERGEI, their head, steps onto stage in a fur-lined cloak. MISS TRUNCHBULL Have a marshmallow. "So THAT'S the foundational study of the anti-vaccine movement! "Neigh! You want to hear the next part of my story? The pong of dissent, I told you I was supposed to start school in September. What? You think that it's okay After all, Mr Wormwood was a successful motor-car dealer so she presumed that he was a fairly intelligent man himself. WebMonologue #2: Matilda Once upon a time the two greatest circus performers in the world, an escapologist, who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat, who was so skilled, it seemed as if she could actually fly, fell in love and got married. What is it? And I never understood you, not one little bit Who's got a pen? . MISS TRUNCHBULL [She grabs the end of a net that is pulled back across the stage with the wooden block as she stands on top of it. This roof keeps me dry when the rain falls. LAVENDER . MISS TRUNCHBULL realises where she is and starts lecturing the CHILDREN. . Usually gives that final push that crosses the Bookworm! Get the hell outta here! 0000060747 00000 n But Miss Honey, she's got your father's house! And, being stupid, he assumed I was stupid too. ESCAPOLOGIST [simultaneously]: I'm here. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned And this table, as you can see, It's discipline, discipline . MISS TRUNCHBULL Harry Wormwood: google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; 'Cause we're a little bit naughty! The commentator from her videos starts speaking, and MISS TRUNCHBULL flails as though recreating one of her games. The original text plus a side-by-side modern translation of. And we'll have the Trunchbull bolting Newt! She brings her fist down three times to great thundering sounds. M . While little 'uns like this: Does that mean I can get that new TV? Dirty dealings, like buying stolen car parts, never stay secret for long, especially when the FBI gets involved. That mums don't think are fun. And phys-ed will get you sweating. The questions that you need to know The next two verses overlap. Quiet. A contract is a contract is a contract! C - A - F! We'll be revolting children Michael: Agatha Trunchbull: Yes. She simply refused to let the matter rest where it was. Till this rebellion is quashed; To be a grown up. . You're like winning the lottery." Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY? Agatha Trunchbull: I love my school it isn't fair! MRS PHELPS exits and the book shelves part. I met your mother. You certainly are a special girl, Matilda. I am set free. Useless, flamin' car! These monologues are great for auditions, performances at eisteddfods or even for use in classes or private lessons. What is it? Like silence, but not really silent. MATILDA and ACROBAT MISS TRUNCHBULL You're only four years old. You couldn't spell "difficulty" if your life depended on it. Agatha Trunchbull: [She leads MATILDA up onto the platform of her house.] Don't you, Miss Honey? /Parent 1 0 R Without having to really fink or nuffin. That's not fair! MRS PHELPS screams in terror. I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. Eight seconds. She found a small cottage. CHILDREN* Mr Wormwood glared at Matilda. google_color_bg="EDC7C2"; Photographs of my mother and father, and a beautiful doll my mother gave me with a china face. endobj She's a snout in a million. MISS HONEY I'll be watching you, each and every one. Before we, er, continue with proceedings, I would like to offer an apology for some of the things that have been going on here tonight. . house and rings the doorbell. And I won't burn Webmatilda monologue and then things got worse In fact, quite a few were educated in Australia. They say, "Matilda, we're so proud of you. MR WORMWOOD Cut out that whispering. -? Not on my watch! Ooh, ooh! Children need discipline. 6 0 obj You're better off raising tomatoes. MATILDA 0000043667 00000 n MR WORMWOOD Quite the contrary. ? Harry Wormwood: Agatha Trunchbull: Nonsense. That was interesting. Suddenly, the padlocks pinged open, and the huge chains fell away. On our lovely bumferlies, The words they are forming Narrator: Fun Fits For Kids. Without a doubt, Story? Based on the hit award-winning musical and the beloved novel by Roald Dahl, Matilda tells the story about Matilda, a intelligent little girl who is stuck with her nasty parents and her sadist school headmistress. MATILDA 0000044204 00000 n like - YOU - GOT - ME! The bigger the telly, the smarter the man. Using revolting rhymes. I did it to every single car! [everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in]. [to Zinnia] Worms read books. With a bang, the theatre is showered in confetti. School? /Type /ExtGState R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N - G. Revolting. The Chokeys were immediately destroyed, and a new headmistress took over. Miss Honey: Imagine come on, try it [throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown] Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL climbs down the ladder and into the wings with a flourish. I can't take it anymore. . Close your eyes and just dream. Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, like the kind, courageous people in her books. And I will go to bed late every night. . She rented it from this lovely rhubarb farmer for just $50 a month, and she covered it in honeysuckle, and she planted hundreds of wildflowers, and she moved out of her wicked aunt's house, and she finally got her freedom. /Contents 25 0 R . After a thought, he tips his hat to her, and it comes away easily in his hand. He takes it gingerly in two fingers, and shakes it. Harry Wormwood: /Resources << /ExtGState << /GS7 6 0 R /GS10 7 0 R >> /XObject << /X0 8 0 R Did she survive? . They performed some of the most incredible MATILDA I'll see you tomorrow. I shall strap you to a table and perform experiments on you! Million $ Sticky Host: Miss Honey knows. s/TWdi..MIBe/pW^0MF-_+e` And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square. . Miss Honey: /Width 651 MR WORMWOOD "Revolting.". A burbling stream. . Great, big, nasty-faced apes. She was so cruel to you! the curse of oak island cancelled pfizer expiration date lookup matilda monologue and then things got worse. Only the finest nostrils smell it, Now, a drill's motor: It rolls backwards thousands of times a second. Just like I cannot believe that he would have . MR WORMWOOD MRS PHELPS Any moron can see that. . . Of discipline. You can't put us all in the Chokey! (to Mrs. Wormwood) Would you please shut up? Who can fold paper hats with his mind. Cake. And I'll play with things that mum pretends And when I grow up, 2 0 obj We sing revolting songs, [suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand] "You are a useless! W-w-what happens next? And she made me sign a contract to pay her back every penny. Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. [realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt], [Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]. You see, I . MR WORMWOOD walks over to a small book cart and starts throwing books over his shoulder, and MICHAEL catches them in the trash can. Just because I find myself in this story, Michael: The fibers fused to my hair! Was . You're going to Chokey! They're like having in-class notes for every discussion!, This is absolutely THE best teacher resource I have ever purchased. she said, kissing him with the gentlest of kisses. [She hesitantly starts counting on her fingers. I could very easily have one of my friends teach him manners. I will get you like you got me. Trunchbull: The pong of dissent. This villain! The ESCAPOLOGIST carries MATILDA to her bed and brings up the sheet. Or - I - will - get - you . I did *not* glue my hat to my head! "Worse"? A poem? No. It has become clear to me, Miss Honey, that you have no idea what you are doing. trailer But why? MISS HONEY Matilda: LAVENDER Children need discipline. voice calls, Hullo. Mrs. Wormwood is terrified and tells everyone to listenit must be burglars. The stinking maggot rears his head! Matilda: You've got to be kidding! The bigger the telly, the smarter the man. It is 2L84U. . He's always saying, "Matilda, I'm so proud to have a daughter as " [She pauses and looks at MISS HONEY.] When they go up again, the cast (including the orchestra) make their final bows.______________________________________________________________________. [to Michael] Cut out that whispering.If you're mischiefing,She'll sniff you out. WebMATILDA And then, she died. [She stands on one leg and the children follow.] Trunchbull: . Quiet. I saw it on a programme last night. But every human being is unique, for better or for worse. The chalk starts writing as the CHILDREN read the words from the board. And within a few minutes, I had reduced the mileage on that old rust-bucket to practically nothing. The art of classroom discipline. MISS TRUNCHBULL stands on a desk, which rises into the air. All of these disgusting little slugs shall suffer the most appalling indignities because of you. A small, ratty man. [She climbs onto the ladder.] And we don't forget the day we fought , CHILDREN MATILDA Endless joy and endless laughter. [strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward] MISS TRUNCHBULL Lovekins, where's my breakfast? . All I know is that years of being bullied by that woman made me . MRS WORMWOOD She did manage to live long enough to have their child, but the effort was too great. Is there a child at school who's behaving like a bully? But always in secret, so that the escapologist never suspected a thing. Dramatic Monologue For Female Kid Actors. Under no circumstances do we condone such activities, and we do so utterly without reservoirs. Like the sound when you lie upside-down in your bed. MRS WORMWOOD Oh, yeah. MISS HONEY Trunchbull: This one was mine. Written by Trunchbull on the blackboard: My dad and my mum, [She walks off stage. You'll pull his ear off! Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair? A piece of chalk starts moving upon the board. "Love our daughter with all your heart. But that was the last the little girl ever saw of her father. 0000056692 00000 n Not worse. Miss Trunchbull, I was the one who was at your house last night, and I think Agatha Trunchbull: Look. How sweet. MISS HONEY And using my incredible mind, I attach the drill to the speedometer of the first car. AAAIIGHHH! I will be brave enough to fight the creatures No. And do you tell them stories like you tell me? . No more whispering. [he'll/she'll] never put [his/her] hand up in a theatre again! Harry Wormwood: WebMost of these monologues are short and easy to learn, ideal for children under the age of fifteen. But I'm trying to say . . Looks is more important than books, Miss Hunky, Now look at me, Mrs Wormwood said. MATILDA You're a swurm. 4-5 Min. They take each other by the hand and run off. LitCharts Teacher Editions. All you need to make you wise that he would have killed himself. SERGEI This little girl . You did this, you vile, repulsive, malicious little sinner! This only encouraged the woman to greater cruelties, until one day, she exploded! She's . Jenny: Quite the reverse. /H [ 1137 174 ] L . MATILDA And then, things got worse. >> $5,000? [TV Version] You can't put us all in the Chokey, miss." Jenny: I shall crush you. MISS HONEY Agatha Trunchbull: This is the cottage from your story! MATILDA holds out her hand to her father. . I've got those books we spoke about, so you can just sit and read . When suddenly, I had the most genius idea in the world. Spell "newt". . WHO IS SHE? L . MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST And we're holding a light, Harry Wormwood: MATILDA And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. What?! Do you want to hear the next part of the story? We sing revolting songs, As red means in my head The CHILDREN stand in front of it and make rowing motions with their arms as it makes its way across the stage. Where are the children's books? MATILDA We have done this a thousand times.". MRS PHELPS: What? /Filter /FlateDecode Wormwood is a stupid man. 0000015558 00000 n I think . I know that everything I need U - S - I - N - G. [her car has broken down] endobj I don't know. Even so, she was determined to have a go. Bruce Bogtrotter: Mr. Wormwood: All you need to fill your muffin,